1. rhrealitycheck:

    Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), a former OB/GYN, urged for an abortion ban even earlier than 20 weeks. Why? Because he’s seen male fetuses masturbate at 15 weeks. (Not sure why female fetuses don’t masturbate [or maybe they dont matter], but whatever.)

    If you’re using fetal masturbation to defend the myth of fetal pain…you’re doing it wrong. #GOPscience strikes again.

    Tell your representative to say NO to the unconstitutional abortion ban.

    (Source: rhrealitycheck.org, via tacosandtrumpets)

     


  2. mexican-lassiter:

    cherrymilkshake:

    transgalacticwanderer:

    wiggleofjudas:

    saathi1013:

    awesomephilia:

    Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

    And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

    ^ FACT.

    The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…

    What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

    whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck

    (Source: thesickestjokes, via fr0stbitt3nkiss3s)

     

  3. tales-told-by-dead-me:

    this card is me

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via condommodel)

     

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  5. death-by-lulz:

    moelesterationista:

    Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

    (Source: causings, via anus)

     

  6. 2headedsnake:

    Zaky Arifin

     

  7. dorkymando:

    danplasmius:

    gender-ikari:

    harpyholidays:

    bookerdewitt:

    antique-arthur:

    the-fact-rat:

    The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

    That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

    hail satan

    satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

    satan seems like a pretty nice guy

    This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

    If all of us gays are going to hell and this is what the man in charge is about I think I’m going to have a fabulous time being as flaming as possible. 

    (via the-right-among-the-wrong)

     

  8. 37breaths:

    charliewomanofletters:

    editingatwork:

    Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)

    Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong. 

    I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.

    (via love-can-still-inspire)

     
     

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